7 Soap Operas never to watch

1. LOST: Imagine you are on the cusp of an orgasm and then you don’t ‘cum’. Multiply the experience 24 times in an year for 6 straight years. That is LOST for you. It bloody builds the excitement and results in a archetypal “Fussi Bomb”! People brave enough to tolerate it till the end are facing serious problems like delusion and believe no secrets will ever be relieved. One helluva island that was!

2. Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi: Do watch only if you want to see a 900 Year old ‘Ba’ (who we think saw Gandhiji growing up) giving her blessings to all her future generations. No hot chicks, no cars and hence nothing of interest.

3. Kahaani Ghar Ghar ki: I am still trying to find out the supposedly common homes where the female protagonists fight tooth and nail with there ‘devranis’ , have all the possible saintly qualities, and are still condemned for life. Our team has visited cities ranging from Patna & Allahabad to Mumbai, Delhi & Chennai and sadly found no such home. Inform if you get hold of one.

Kiss me!

4. Jassi Jaisi Koi Nahin: Seriously! Do you want to see an already ugly chick made even uglier??

5. Kasauti Zindagi ki: The survivors who tolerated this epic saga tell us that the protagonist is a time-tested slut who believes in monogamy and practices everything except it.

6. Bigg Boss: Oh Come on!! If you can hire Pam Anderson to do dhak dhak in a skimpily clad blouse then you can atleast upload the uncut version of ‘Beep-Beep’ bullshit for us. If you can’t, you lose all hopes!

7. Roadies: When you arrived, we felt relieved. Finally a show for biking enthusiasts! You  introduced hot girls in the mix and we were left salivating! But then your two dickheads (literal) killed all the fun and removed bikes from the show named ‘Roadies’. WTF would we do by watching two girls nominating and bitching against each other? A straight WWE style girl-fight is far better than this!

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  • bluesuccess 27 / 01 / 2011 Reply

    Wohoo! Good one! I loved watching Big boss, com’n just for time pass! hehe \m/

  • Barbara Pennington 27 / 01 / 2011 Reply

    Just keep making good content. Exactly what I needed!

  • 外遇 27 / 01 / 2011 Reply

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  • Funny Shirts 27 / 01 / 2011 Reply

    I read an article on a similar topic at some website called th8 i think which was so poorly written, I wish I had saved the address to show you for a laugh. You’ve done a good job. Keep it up! (The Shirt Guy)

  • Shannon Beadnell 27 / 01 / 2011 Reply

    I just don’t get this…I really don’t.

    • bluesuccess 27 / 01 / 2011 Reply

      Oopss.. you didnt get it, well thats really easy to understand, its about 7 Soaps (T.V Serial) you should never watch! :P

      But, in my case you can watch them if you want to pass your time at your home! :D \m/

  • Addy 28 / 01 / 2011 Reply

    I can’t tell you how many times I was lost in Lost! And the Ks please I prefer not to talk about them! Roadies! Aaah…the show that created hunks now, for losers!

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