1. LOST: Imagine you are on the cusp of an orgasm and then you don’t ‘cum’. Multiply the experience 24 times in an year for 6 straight years. That is LOST for you. It bloody builds the excitement and results in a archetypal “Fussi Bomb”! People brave enough to tolerate it till the end are facing serious problems like delusion and believe no secrets will ever be relieved. One helluva island that was!
2. Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi: Do watch only if you want to see a 900 Year old ‘Ba’ (who we think saw Gandhiji growing up) giving her blessings to all her future generations. No hot chicks, no cars and hence nothing of interest.
3. Kahaani Ghar Ghar ki: I am still trying to find out the supposedly common homes where the female protagonists fight tooth and nail with there ‘devranis’ , have all the possible saintly qualities, and are still condemned for life. Our team has visited cities ranging from Patna & Allahabad to Mumbai, Delhi & Chennai and sadly found no such home. Inform if you get hold of one.
4. Jassi Jaisi Koi Nahin: Seriously! Do you want to see an already ugly chick made even uglier??
5. Kasauti Zindagi ki: The survivors who tolerated this epic saga tell us that the protagonist is a time-tested slut who believes in monogamy and practices everything except it.
6. Bigg Boss: Oh Come on!! If you can hire Pam Anderson to do dhak dhak in a skimpily clad blouse then you can atleast upload the uncut version of ‘Beep-Beep’ bullshit for us. If you can’t, you lose all hopes!
7. Roadies: When you arrived, we felt relieved. Finally a show for biking enthusiasts! You introduced hot girls in the mix and we were left salivating! But then your two dickheads (literal) killed all the fun and removed bikes from the show named ‘Roadies’. WTF would we do by watching two girls nominating and bitching against each other? A straight WWE style girl-fight is far better than this!
[author] [author_image timthumb=’on’]http://www.campusghanta.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Bhrashtbuddhi.jpg[/author_image] [author_info]Bhrashtbuddhi is a pervert par excellence. He is known to find negativity in every-effing-thing. Show her Katrina Kaif and he will give you reasons why she is not hot. But with every power comes responsibility and he understands his pretty well. He is here to help us out on various ‘to-do’ and ‘never to-do’ things![/author_info] [/author]
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