‘Contact us’ is English. ‘Contactus’ is latin. Pronounce it as ‘Contact-ooos’. Latin is used by intellectuals. More lessons on how to look intellectual without being one, later! Whatever… who cares!
Yeah suckers! you read it right! He wanted to intern with us, we saw potential in him.. blah..blah..blah.. and now he works for us! Drop in a mail which is short, we don’t read long mails. If the mail is urgent, write “PORN” in the subject. Attaching a good hot picture will hasten the process. (All Heterosexual dudes here, so ‘good hot picture’ inadvertently has to be a girl. No offense to the ladies, we respect you)