Please study the structure of the ass before we proceed.
I am in my 20s just like most of the young population in our Country. We have achieved so much in this small span and have credited so many people for it too. But deep inside, we also know, it was our hard work and dedication which led to that success.
We credit our brain for the smart work, our hands and legs for the hard work, and our heart for the motivation. But there is one body part that never gets the due credit which it should.
No point for guessing (as it was already on the title), it’s our ASS. Before you start imagining your crush’s ass, focus on what I am saying here – I will tell you how we are not giving our ass enough credit.
I sit a lot. It’s a part of my busy routine. Even if I am studying, I need to sit. When I am playing games on my desktop, I need to sit.
In fact, most of the work I do in my daily life involves sitting, ON MY ASS. And my ass resents me for this, might even hate me.
I know hate is a strong word but I am pretty sure my ass has been planning something against me this whole time. It may have smelt like rotten gas but it sure was a conspiracy for murder.
Cute Ass. Exhibit 1.
I seem to have an understanding of where this anger comes from. I have been too tough on my ass.
It has seen some good days of sitting on a luxurious chair or cushion while it also had the misfortune of sitting near the sleeper class bathroom for the lack of reservation.
And this is how it started resenting me. Those hard days were apparently too tough for it to handle and was replied with heavy criticism.
Since I have known the importance of my ass, I am taking this pain in the ass of explaining the importance of your ass so that you stop being badass to your ass.
Cute Ass. Exhibit 2
For some people, their ass is already their asset. Look at Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian. It was also last year that our own K.R.K explained his love for ass in Bollywood. But I am talking about the general population here.
If you are a woman, your ass is definitely precious to you. If you are a man, a woman’s ass is precious to you too. See, we all love it. It’s time to respect that love and start taking care of your butt at an early age.
You are still not impressed with how useful your ass is? Look, I am lazy and you are lazy too. If you weren’t lazy, you wouldn’t be reading this on your toilet seat. And who is helping you? Yes, your ASS!
Once you are done doing things with your ass and to your ass, you remember it’s your girlfriend’s birthday and you have to buy a gift for her.
But worry not. Your ass is on work. It will give up on all the pleasure by helping you sit on a rough surface helping you buy a gift for your girlfriend.
Ass is the one thing that connects your childhood to all other ages. Started from sitting on your ass, you go ahead to kissing one.
I sit on my ass all day writing articles so you read them sitting on your ass. Can you sense a pattern here?
Yes, that’s right. I have used the word “ass” as many times as I am called one for writing these kinds of articles.
But you did learn something right?
Give your ass the much-deserved respect and appreciation that it deserves and believe me, one day there would be people lined up to kiss your ass and that’s the only thing we want from life, isn’t it?