We are a bunch of hypocrites, we all are. Deep down inside every human being, there is this hypocrite gene that prevails. It’s so deep in our DNA that we may as well call ourselves Hypo-Sapiens.
I’ll give you a real-life ‘social example’. How many times have you come across tweets and status messages with the words “fuck/fucking/asshole/dick/cunt”? Several? Totally normal! Now ask those people to please write the same message only in our mother tongue, Hindi.
Most will back out, stating that it’s ‘just not right’ or ‘cheap’. Oh yeah! Abusing in English is so “cool” and in Hindi, filthy! Fucking Hypocrites!
Not a single soul in India; who had eyes and ears and brains left a stone unturned to bash Kalmadi, A Raja, and almost a zillion other politicians and diplomats, for the scam they were supposedly and respectively involved in.
But, how many of those big mouth patriots, can not be stained with the misuse of your office stationery or the ‘company ka maal dariya me daal’ attitude? And, how many college presidents can claim to have spent each paisa of the cultural fund on the college fest only?
Yes, small indeed, tiny actually if compared, but you are part of the “dirty gang” too! Fucking Hypocrites!
“India! Awesome country, great culture blah blah blah……yeah but it’s dirty….dengue, malaria, and plagues……eeek”. Excuse me ‘Mr. /Ms. Just-Returned-From-Foreign-Land’.
Can you vouch that, you have used a dustbin all your life? Never made the pavement your spittoon? Or not pissed on the side of the road, cause the pressure was so high that you could not have to hold it long enough to enter the “Sulabh Shauchalay” ten meters away!
Okay, you say, you have? Good boy! And I’m sure you also remember to flush every time you use the public toilet, like a Good Samaritan! Fucking Hypocrites!
Yup, she/he is hot! You’d like to sleep with her/him. And forget all about it the following morning? Indeed! And do wish to do that every Friday night?
Oh, so you want to impersonate Barney Stinson! Cool! By all means, your life and you enjoy it the way you like it! Sorry! What did you say? You want a virgin bride? Sure! Also, why not demand a pink unicorn for dowry too! Fucking Hypocrites!
Sorry? Oh, why didn’t I use Hindi abuse in this article? Oh come on, that would be downright cheap!
And FYI, I did abuse the guy who games me dirty looks for throwing the chocolate wrapper outside the car window, while writing this article; and in pure Hindi! And yeah, I do want a virgin bride!
“Morals Maa chudaye”!