Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg bought WhatsApp for a whopping amount of $19 billion.
Arvindu Dara Singh Kejriwal while protesting on roads to save WhatsApp from the hands of Facebook said, “Yeh hum aam aadmi ki naukri khareed sakte hai, humara ghar khareed sakte hai, humare social messaging applications khareed sakte hai, par humari imaandari kabhi nahi khareed sakte”.
Contrary to Arvindu Dara Singh Kejriwal’s comments, Campusghanta’s technology expert, NearMall Baba said “This will bring an evolution in the field of social messaging. We are all excited to know what major changes this will bring in WhatsApp, sab pe kripa bani rahe”.
NearMall Baba further revealed some of the most anticipated modifications in WhatsApp.
1. Forget Stalking.
There are at least 10 contacts of your hot classmates in your phone who have no idea about your existence. You enlarge their display picture, check their status, dream a romantic sequence with them.
According to NearMall Baba, now before enlarging their display pictures and checking their statuses, you will need to send a friend request to them. All the best, stalker.
2.Get ready for requests.
As far as NearMall Baba knows, youngsters are scared of two kinds of requests: Marriage requests and Facebook game requests.
Imagine, chatting with an old friend and suddenly a Candy crush request pops up. Now imagine that happening every 5 minutes.
3. Statuses or a mess?
Half of the statuses on WhatsApp are either, “Hey there! I am using WhatsApp.” or “Sleeping/Busy/At gym”. But now, Facebook brings to you a completely new set of status templates with the usage of @, $, zzz in every word.
“Hw awesomezz iz d@t?”, whatsapped NearMall Baba to his gang of friends while fooling an innocent bhakt.
4. Alliance of Facebook and WhatsApp admins.
NearMall Baba after updating his WhatsApp status to Sab pe kripazzz ho, revealed that “If Facebook can buy WhatsApp to reach out to billions then why cannot Facebook admins connect to WhatsApp admins to buy likes and shares?
Just think of it, admins begging for likes and shares on WhatsApp in order to save the lives of those suffering from cancer. This has to be the most innovative way to achieve health, wealth and peace”. Teary-eyed NearMall Baba couldn’t control his feelings after his emotional explanation and started singing, “Admin hun, admin se pyaar karta hun”.
