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The Days of the College Days

  • December 29, 2020
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The Days of the College Days

There comes a time in every man’s life where he feels the need to have more female friends. Someone psychic-ly heard this thought and developed the concept of a college.

There comes a time in a man’s life when he goes to one. There comes a time in a man’s life when he has to tolerate the DAYS and THE days of college. Every goddamn educational institute in the country has two things in common – the mockery of education and THE days.

I felt stupidity will no longer exist in terms of social protocols after quitting school, but I was as wrong as Rahul Gandhi’s hope of becoming the PM. I had to blend in with the atmosphere to not feel like Vinod Kambli  – Marathi for neglected. A short description of some of the cliched days which everyone goes through.

The Days of the College Days

Here are the most popular days of College Days 😉

The Traditional Day

The Days of the College Days

Where on one hand the Khap Panchayat and the Bajrang Dal are trying their ass out to maintain the cultural balance of the nation, we are chipping in sumdi mein to glorify our culture by dressing up in sherwanis on a certain ‘Traditional Day’.

Too many group photos and ‘One guy multiple girls photo’ are the reasons for memory wastage. The only aspect worth transfixing your eyes to is the pretty ladies in sarees *blush* ‘Dear Girls this day was contrived to make you realize you look the hottest in sarees! Forget those skirts and all that‘ This name was too long so ‘Traditional Day’.

The Tie Day

The Tie Day

All suited up! Barney Stinson wannabes! Newly created Facebook albums! Pretty much sums up this social event. Minus the scotch, the cigars, and the mistresses, we are left with pseudo corporates flaunting their suits which results in the debauchery of the word sophistication.

Chocolate Day

Why would you gift anyone chocolates as gratitude or love when you can eat all by yourselves? Selfish eh? You misinterpreted practicality.

The general belief is that such days unite individuals, give a broader perspective involving social demeanor, and make a transition from individuality to a team. I’d rather start re-believing that storks bring babies.

First mass bunk karke unity dikhao! The Parliament has proved their mass bunking unity but we students fail in our duties. We have so much to learn.

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